Big Penis - Dunkelschwamm

 

    There really isn't any large male genitalia in this map. There is a small pixelated depiction of that but it's not the same. Besides that, hang out on a sandy island and hang out in the dance tent or hot tub.

Edit: 2/20/2023: Shortly after we wrote our reviews, this map was removed from the database. The reason cited was the map's inclusion, in its entirety, in another map (Secret Lounge). Also the author credit is wrong. This review will be kept for posterity, including the incorrect author credit and broken link to a map page that no longer exists.

SCMapDB page

Author:Boxes

Date of release:Unknown

Maps in package: 1

Map review of Big Penis

(originally posted on SCMapDB)

by dunkelschwamm | February 11, 2023 | 1555 characters

    Big Penis is a hangout map for Sven Co-op. It creates a quaint island setting complete with a jacuzzi, tent, porta potty, towel robot, boombox, torches, and campfire. The boombox inside of the tent, as well as a portable light, are interactable. Surrounding the island is person-deep water with a sickly glow to it that mostly exists to fulfill the island atmosphere, but also to hide the key to the secret area.

    The secret area is accessed via key and porta potty and includes Lazy Town pornography. I would consider it distasteful even by pornography standards considering the subject matter, so be warned that you'll get an eye-full of that if you manage to find the secret. There's really nothing else to the secret room worth mentioning.

    So, if you'd like a fairly feature-shallow (and water-shallow ZING) hang-out map with the possibility to stumble upon 4chan-grade degenerate pornography, do your thing I guess. That's about as much of a recommendation I can give.

Pros:

  • Decent island atmosphere for hanging out around a campfire
  • Some fun interactive elements in the tent

Cons:

  • Niche, discomforting pornography as the reward to the only form of progression in the map
  • Pretty simple and boring as far as hangout maps go
  • Even for a map with a porn room, there isn't any big penis. Way to go with the misnomer, guys
Score: 4 / 10

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