Tuukkekovajatka - Dunkelschwamm

  


    The map with the unpronounceable name is about a rocket ship. It kind of goes up but not all the way and it is very slow.

SCMapDB page

Author: Robootto

Date of final release: 2004

Maps in package: 1

Map review of Tuukkekovajatka

(originally posted on SCMapDB)

by dunkelschwamm | May 30, 2022 | 1389 characters

    Tuukkekovajatka is a robootto map and boy howdy is it a robootto map.

    Alright, here's the gist of it: you start on a raft(?) floating in nonlethal lava(?) which you swim in to a ladder(?) which you climb up into a room(?) which houses a rocket(?) which you can fly up to another blue room(?) or if you prefer jump off early to get to the pink platform. As the map description says, the rocket unfortunately does not fly high enough to get into the flower room.

    This entire map is very blocky, the lava room where the player starts makes no sense, the rocket is pretty ugly looking but hats off to robootto for making an evocative enough concave elevator rocket brush that goes halfway to the flower room- even if robootto insists on making any lift take infuriatingly long. I noclipped to the flower room, it isn't even all that. If this map is trying to make a statement, it is lost on me.

    I can't really find any reason to recommend this. There are not only better maps than this, but there are better bad maps than this.

Pros:


Cons:

  • Map is ugly
  • Map feels pointless
  • Map is aggressively boring, taking up time with a slow elevator sequence to nowhere

Score: 0.5 / 10

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